Thursday, July 21, 2005


Some people get it, some people don’t. The Huffington Post is your example of the day.

This article specifically, and the comments following. (By the way, I do find every one of these funny, and that's no joke.)

Some favorites:

Jann Wenner walks into a pub and sits down next to a man with a dog at his feet. "Does your dog bite?"


A few minutes later the dog takes a huge chunk out of Mr. Wenner's leg.

"I thought you said your dog didn't bite!" he says indignantly.

"That's not my dog," says the other man.

"I can't help but believe that this is in part the result of Bush's War on Iraq," says Jann, before limping out to his car.


How many conservatives does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Five. One to screw it in, and four to hate gay people.

Still funny! And from the comments section…

Q: How many Bush administration officials does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: None. There is nothing wrong with the light bulb; its conditions are improving every day. Any reports of its lack of incandescence are a delusional spin from the liberal media. That light bulb has served honorably, and anything you say undermines the lighting effect. Why doyou hate freedom?

This is good stuff!

A conservative, a liberal and an independent went into a bar. All three left, offended, before the punch line.

How many conservatives does it take to change a light bulb? Six. One to change the bulb and five to gripe about how much better the old bulb was.

How many liberals does it take? Four. One to call the African-American cleaning lady and three to feel guilty about calling the African-American cleaning lady.

And now to lift conservative satirical websites that should have been linked here long, long ago.


Ace of Spades

Blame Bush


Protein Wisdom

Now go, and be free!

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