Wednesday, July 13, 2005

Hey...look over there!

But don’t look here, really!

Ok, all over the news today is this story about Karl Rove, super evil right-wing, neocon, Conservative Republican extraordinaire, advisor to the President guy.  He obviously wants to eat your children and kill your grandparents because he’s just that bad of a guy.  The left side of the aisle (whoohoo!  Congress-speak!) is all over this whole leak that he was supposed to have made.  I think he mentioned that Charlie Wilson had a wife, which is obviously code for “she’s a CIA plant, but I’m not going to come out and say it, but it should be so obvious to you that you can’t miss it.”  Thus, because of the obvious leak, the Hungry Hungry Democrats are all up in arms about Bush firing Rove because he said he’d fire anyone involved in the leak. 

Does anyone really care about this?  Seriously.  I know that Karl Rove is a snivelling puppet-master that really controls the entire world through his mouthpiece Georgie Bush, but come on.  Is the left going to stand up if this takes place and say, “Ha, got you there you mean old Rovey.  Didn’t see that one coming did ya?  And don’t think about leaking that Barbara Bush is secretly Prince William’s lover because we’ve got her under contract as an NID plant.”

That’ll teach him.  Phooey.

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