Yeah you, the one who has so much extra time on your hands that you decided to click on over here today to read some inaninities of what is most likely an insane man.
Allow me to suggest I Am Bored .
Or maybe even youthink.com .
It’ll be fun, really! At least more fun than the mundane life of cleaning carpets, mowing the lawn, cleaning up dirty diapers, turning off noisy toys and the like. Whoever came up with the noisy toy should be drug out into the street and shot. But since they exist, I enjoy buying them for any child’s first birthday. There’s nothing like the look of dread on a parent’s face as they help their darling little boy open up his first train, with working lights, horn, wheels, and whistle. It just warms the heart.