Via Quinn and Rose
We've struck oil here in America! Actually it seems that Utah my help us out when it comes to some oil struggles that we have. A small oil company stumbled across a field that could produce one billion (cue Dr. Evil) barrels of oil. The only question is: How will the environmentalists stop us from getting it out of the ground?
In other news, the earth is getting brighter, meaning there's less pollution, but worry not environmentalists, there's still global warming.